Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.

One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.

by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006

implosion

An explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.

The implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will I eat a cherry bomb.

by DeathDonut July 29, 2004

impulse move

When you do something without thinking at all

Casey: im sorry i kissed you, it was an impulse move
Ryan: but i liked it
Casey: who cares fuck you

by Bovice Tyleekk Webster December 5, 2009

impulsive expert

A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.

I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.

I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!

by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009

Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.

He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!

by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011

Implosion

1. When a building has explosives detonated in it and collapses to the ground.
2. When an object crumples in on itself.

That implosion was insane!
The tank car imploded in on itself.

by Sheldon J Plankton December 9, 2019