implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

employment ignorant

Politically correct term for the word "unemployed". Hey, it's not our fault!

(At Job Interview for Big Company)

So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?

Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!

by cheesehead12332 August 1, 2011

implementationalised

Maqgic performed by people called Dave

This report has been implementationalised

by Waste1,2,3 July 29, 2012

Implodential

Refers to the expression of a mathematical exponent, which is both exponential and implosive in its decay, collapsing the graph which represents said decay. It exclusively applies to exponential decay formulas, and may not be applied to exponential growth formulas.

"I swear, the rate at which that dog is eating itself is nearly implodential. Wait... where did that thing go?"

by Mrs. Jellybottom September 9, 2013

implementation intention

An implementation intention is a self-regulatory strategy in the form of an "if-then plan" that when used can lead to better goal attainment, as well as helping in habits and behavior modifications. It is subordinate to goal intentions as it specifies the when, where and how portions of goal-directed behavior

I used " implementation intention" to better my life and make goals for myself, instead of just sitting around hoping they will actually be achieved through time.

by tobi_lab December 13, 2019

impolement

The act of committing impolement is to impale someone on a pole either literally or metaphorically.

Impole, Impoled

Kia was charged with impolement after she impoled Joseph, ending their relationship.

by Tactical Toffee February 26, 2021

implementable

A plan or project which can be implemented.

Mayor De Blasio's new plan to install smoking booths in parks, and smoking tents on the beaches, and both structures at other high pedestrian places is implementable, and the City Council is poised to approve his plan.

by but for May 21, 2021