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illoomination

Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!
by QuacksO November 4, 2020
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illoosory

Da non-genuine status of da copious affection/appreciation/praise dat someone of "relaxed morals" showers upon a gullible attention-craving sucker.
If you receive unexpected/undeserved levels of pleasantries from someone, it's likely just illoosory attention --- most likely said copiously-flattering individual is either lonely, sex-starved, or a gold-digger.
by QuacksO February 20, 2021
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illogical..logic

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”
by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021
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Illogistical

Defies logistics of operation.
It is illogistical to buy a house in that location because there is a poor approach to the property.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Illogical

Lol ur dad is so illogical
by IShipSkephalo December 19, 2021
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Illogical Punch

Illogical punch is the ability to assert some specific conditions to the opponent once within a debate/discussion
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed
Jerry says "Drake is clearly better than Kendrick"
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion
by Mejejebdbh March 17, 2025
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Illogical Universe Theory

The proposition that the universe itself is not fundamentally logical—that logic is a human construct imposed on a reality that operates according to principles that may be inconsistent, paradoxical, or simply indifferent to logical consistency. Where traditional metaphysics assumes the universe obeys logical laws (non-contradiction, identity, excluded middle), Illogical Universe Theory suggests that these laws are our projections, not cosmic features. Quantum mechanics hints at this: particles that are in two places at once, entangled across space, observed into existence—phenomena that defy classical logic. The theory doesn't claim the universe is chaotic; it claims that if it has order, that order may not be logical in the human sense. Logic is our tool for understanding, not the universe's blueprint.
Illogical Universe Theory "You keep saying the universe must be logical. But quantum particles violate the law of non-contradiction constantly—they're here and there simultaneously. Illogical Universe Theory says: maybe the universe isn't broken; maybe your logic is just too small. The universe doesn't owe you consistency; it owes you existence. The rest is interpretation."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
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