Ikea

The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.

We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.

by AL2009 July 28, 2009

IKEA

Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine

Hey lets go to ikea they have those $50.00 cent hotdogs mad out of swedish crap

by Andre1981 March 14, 2007

Ikea

Swedish home furnishing store. I don't find the directions that difficult to be honest.

I have had the same red Ikea table since 2005.

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2021

IKEA

Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."

The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.

IKEA's furniture looks good but the quality sucks ass.

by *zodiac December 31, 2006

IKEA

Ikea

"Ikea" - Ghandi

by IKEA Offical March 2, 2020

Ikea

Somebody who seems to find some use for every useless thing sold at Ikea, a furniture store.

"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."

by AlexFinkz December 16, 2008

Ikea

When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."

I've dated enough to know that I don't do "Ikeas."

by AprilVirage July 24, 2008