The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.
by AL2009 July 28, 2009

Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine
by Andre1981 March 14, 2007

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2021

Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
by *zodiac December 31, 2006

"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."
by AlexFinkz December 16, 2008

When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."
by AprilVirage July 24, 2008
