Ipodizzle

what an extremely white person calls an ipod.

'that girl is listening to amazing music on her ipodizzle'
'oh wow. your just too white'
(:

by Brittany(: March 8, 2008

iPodikkah

When your iPod displays a red sliver of battery and could die any minute, but it lasts until you can get to a charger

Guy 1: DUDE I HAVE A SLIVER OF BATTERY LEFT! I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS SONG!!

Guy 2: Don't worry, man. Maybe you'll have an iPodikkah.

by xpaperheartsx September 26, 2007

idoit

how a 7 year old would mispell idiot

*7 year old gets killed by a jäger Ash main* 7 year old: NOOOOO DIS DOOD IS A IDOIT

by X0tiC February 26, 2018

iPoditude

The natural assumption that ones own musical taste via iPod is superior to another's in an environment where upon musical choice is required.

"Keelie attaches her pod to a stereo playing minge whinge and Skye removes pod and replaces with nasty beats"

"That is some serious iPoditude there"

by Keelie Bear February 24, 2009

A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

by bls1999 May 26, 2013

Idoit

At first appears to be typo of idiot, which usually is the case.
But when placed at the end of the sentence(after dot for best effect), it turns combined statement and insult due to being "I do it" squeezed together.

Just download it. Idoit.

by Alcolol October 17, 2008

idoit

N. The thing you call someone, when they say something so stupid they can't be called idiot.

Shut up you dang Idoit.

by Okokitsme January 8, 2017