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ipolar disorder

A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.
Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.

Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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ILOLAW

An offshoot of the popular "lol" acronym, ILOLAW stands for "inappropriately laughing out loud at work." It is used to describe situations where something done, said, or witnessed causes you to laugh out loud so intensely while at your place of occupation that others take notice. Reactions from coworkers or bosses to an ILOLAW can be positive or negative.

The first "L" in ILOLAW can also mean "laughs," "laughed," or "laugh" depending on how ILOLAW is used in a sentence.
Next time we're GChatting at work, don't forward me your new favorite hysterical Youtube video...they always make me ILOLAW, and my boss says he'll fire me next time it happens.
by MAToe January 6, 2009
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icela

A wonderful person you'll Ever meet. She could be the queen of laughter and kindness. She can be very confident and strong loving and caring. She is an honest friend and would be there for you no matter what. She'll always keep you with a smile.
Icela was happy as usual.
by Lex-10033 December 23, 2017
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Isolation

Isolation is possibly the most boring thing in existence. It is the act of staying inside your house because you don’t want to catch a global pandemic of sort, most commonly COVID-19. It is recommended that you do isolate, even though while doing so you will probably be making TikToks or FaceTiming your toxic friends.
Have you been making TikToks and eating too much in isolation?
by it'smeyourcousin April 20, 2020
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iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.
Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.
by Centipenis December 3, 2010
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ICOSA

THE SHITTEST PLACE IN TOWN WHERE THEY BLOCK EVERY SITE EXCEPT THIS ONE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND THERE EXISTENCE ON IT
KEVIN:UGHH IM MOVING TO ICOSA
MIKE:I FEEL SORRY FOR YA MATE
by 3ee November 28, 2016
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icelate

your hands will icelate because of the cold.
by wordcreater3000 February 12, 2017
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