ich-ku-nim-boo

The greatest and only African-Indian band on Earth.
Started by local Jacksonville idiots Steven B and Jon P.
Their beautiful songs inspire the world as we know it to dance and make 5th grade health class jokes.

Holy fuck its ich-ku-nim-boo!
OMG ITS JON FROM THE BAND ICH-KU-NIM-BOO!
LOLZ1!1
Steven is the shit because he is in ich-ku-nim-boo.
I masturbate to ich-ku-nim-boo.

by YEAHH DOGGY! September 4, 2008

Ich habe keine Beine

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

by ihnen March 1, 2020

ich bin ein berlinner

"i am a doughnut" or: "i am a Berlinner"

JFK: "ich bin ein Berlinner"

by Miss Piggy May 13, 2005

Ich habe piss wiss

The words you say when you slide under the tables at school

Ich habe piss wiss

by Cheshire rungle September 3, 2021

ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007

Ich ficken meine schwester.

The act of playing squash with one’s sister.

Andy: “What are you up to this evening?”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”

by JoeSmeels123 November 15, 2022

ich spreche kein Englisch

I don't speak English in German.

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.

by Duo23 October 2, 2021