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Hyperfullashitosis

The nonsensical delusional state of being wherein one begins to construct their own reality. Symptoms include deceptively making up new terms, phrases or pronouns to describe common sense things that already have perfectly valid and honestly descriptive words, in an attempt to change people's perception in favor of some weird personal agenda.
Non-hyperfullashitosis version: Jack is an old retarded fatass prick.

Hyperfullashitosis version: Jack is a senior citizen dealing with adult adhd, narcissistic personality disorder, and battling obesity.
by J SAMO April 14, 2017
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hyperplayzroblxto

the most pathetic failed abortion you've ever laid your eyes upon
hyperplayzroblxto is a fucker
by ywehhewy August 21, 2020
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hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.
Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.
by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018
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hyperpalatable

Tasty foods that make you feel sinful for eating them. Since there is no quantitative science behind the term, it is a subjective term used by writers and youtubers to tell others what not to eat so that you can sell your own product and service to them.
Betty: You should AVOID all PROCESSED FOODS because they are so hyperpalatable. Meanwhile, go buy my super tasty juicing recipe book in which I throw food into a device called food processor.

Billy, the Tuber: Oh MY GOD! WHY do people eat so much hyperpalatable processed junk!!? Thank you for watching. Don’t forget to subscribe, share and use my affiliate code to get 20% off GudSuppzPro’s NutraBroteinBar. Tastiest bars ever brah!
by Spanish Inqusition February 9, 2022
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hyperbolate

To educate; to teach or enlighten those that are ignorant.
Rapper 1: "Man, you just got served"
Rapper 2: "Back up, I'm about to hyperbolate this fool"
by Vincent Coborn February 25, 2008
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Hyperbola

Hyperbola: A disease rampant among those who discuss Ebola with little or no scientific knowledge and thereby are prone to making outrageous, stupid and simplistic suggestions on how to deal with the complex issues surrounding epidemiology and biology.

Symptoms include keeping children home from school because someone three towns away might POSSIBLY been in the same country as a confirmed case, amnesia for certain public officials who voted to drastically cut medical research and development budgets and now need to cover their ass, and/or being a commentator on Fox News.
The CDC just announced that it has quarantined Congress due to an outbreak of Hyperbola. Hundreds of cases have been reported as members make more and more outrageous suggestions to control a disease about which they know nothing.
by Salwanhoward October 17, 2014
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Hyperbolate

One who exaggerates
Christine has a habit to hyperbolate, to stretch the facts and make her life sound more interesting than it is.
by Mihful July 10, 2009
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