Hurley

The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.

Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.

by Lewis470 October 12, 2010

HurleyGurly935

1.A YC message board member whose hipocracy, and idiocy are unrivaled.

2. Any message board member who is clearly and undisputedly a dumb cunt yet still remains on said board for the purpose of being shitted on.

Hurleygirlyisms...

"STFU n00b!!" (I have been around longer and thus am better than you)

"OMG I totally love...(insert name of trendy band)"




Usage : " Dude, you're so annoying"
" Yeah! he's a freaking Hurleygirly935"

by Da Boss August 5, 2004

Hurley

An order of one chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie.

Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.

by ManWoo May 8, 2013

Hurley

A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).

I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)

by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 7, 2017

hurley

A great skate/surf brand that makes everything from hats to shirts and sweaters and jeans. I find their stuff is some of the best quality out there in terms of a skate brand, and pwns Quiksilver (what doesn't?) and Etnies and other skate brands. If you have to buy anything from a skate/surf brand, do yourself a favour and make it Hurley.

These new Hurley jeans I bought kick ass! They're so comfortable yet they're fitted

by clothes guy August 11, 2007

Hurley-sensei

Awesome; Undou; Teaches Japanese at the most amazing high school in the world...WILCOX!!!! Therefor he is superior to you all, bow down to Hurley-sensei.Cat-lover, Dedicated, Technophile, and...Courageous. Amazingly awesome and will always help his students out when they are in need. He can juggle extremely well, it is amazing.

Everything awesome in the world. Undou.Genki desuka?! Hai, Okagesame de genkidesu.

Translation.

Hurley-sensei has brightened up my day.

by PapaKuma January 18, 2009

HurleyGurly935

Fed up with all the verbal beatings by other members YCMB members, she fled to the YC Chat for eternity. The forever hippocrate of the Yellowcard Message Board. The very reason to hate.

HurleyGurly935 One Week Old:
"Oh Em Gee! I love Ryan Key! He is so hott! Yellowcard roxx my soxx, bebe! Have my bebes Ryan!"

HurleyGurly935 2 Weeks Old:
"STFU Noob. Lyke Oh Em Gee! Ryan is lyke soooo hott! I want him so bad! I'm going to stalk him! Please..."

by Everyone On The YCMB August 5, 2004