midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

tlao hurda

South African term for “ they will hurt you”. Usually used when someone gets into a toxic relationship

Girl 1: Friend, i got a boyfriend

Girl 2: A monna tlao hurda ( a man will hurt you)

by Joburgboetrudz May 24, 2021

Hurdler

A mutant form of a track runner. These strange people derive pleasure from running a race with shit in the way. No one is quite sure why they would want to jump over things and run. When asked why, they reply, "Its a hurdle thing."

Why try to understand the Hurdler

by Jason Brody December 6, 2003

hurdle

the only sport in which you fly. long distance runners see no point in this, and don't understand what "perfect form" is. you haven't lived until you've hurdled

girl: i could hurdle forever
boy: isn't hurdles jumping? you should try jump rope.
girl: it's not just jumping, it's the take off then you fly.

by hurdle girl September 2, 2006

homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

by APerry January 28, 2009

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

hurdles

An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.

Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"

Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."

by pineapplelovegetsdownwithyou November 5, 2009