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Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.
Human Resources by NylonPimp January 16, 2017
a very pretty girl, who is too good to be with you and you will never be able to get with, a nice personality, pretty face, nice body, and smart. she usually has a lot of charm and if you ever get with her try not to do her wrong, keep her for good, cause if you lose her another guy has lucked up.
person a -you your such a huma

person b- omg. thank you <3.
huma by esaphawoey June 20, 2008
Generally means when a person is good , kind-hearted , and is consideredWinning in life” . W stands for “Win” or “Winner” here
Mr. Brian Smith is a very heartwarming person , he is a W human who makes everyone have that fuzzy feeling inside
W human by AGuyWantingToHelp July 1, 2022

Human Bath Mats 

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.
"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

human cancer

The name that describes an entity within a family, workplace, clique, or any other type of organization or aggregate that creates disruptions of various orders through a variety of means that results in upsetting the entire balance of psychological and/or functional help within that organization or aggregate through a variety of dysfunctional behavior including but not limited to manipulation, deviancy, dishonesty, incompetence, hysteria, and or neurotic-ism. The entity could be an individual person or a small group but the results usually lead to the damaging of careers, relationships, and/or organizational culture.
That manager caused the destruction of way too many careers before he/she was isolated as a human cancer and finally weeded out of the organization - however, the damage was already done.

Dave organized a cult following to rebel against the current plan for the homeowner’s association. There obstructive behavior has perpetuated a human cancer that has devastated the community to the point people have started putting their homes on the market and are leaving.

Mary’s involvement with several co-workers led to many divorces, demotions, transfers, resignations, and firings. It’s amazing how much metastatic damage can be cause by one single piece of human cancer.
human cancer by nerdodamus June 15, 2013