a very pretty girl, who is too good to be with you and you will never be able to get with, a nice personality, pretty face, nice body, and smart. she usually has a lot of charm and if you ever get with her try not to do her wrong, keep her for good, cause if you lose her another guy has lucked up.
person a -you your such a huma

person b- omg. thank you <3.
by esaphawoey July 11, 2008
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like horse manure for plants You can tell humas from horse or cow manure by the sweet smell...
Man those bags of humas smell like money to a mexican gardner... When my gringo customers ask what is humas manure? I just say, it's like horse shit but more eco friendly....
by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006
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n. One who is unable to teach anything or answer questions, but with ease could talk about Azeez. Often becoming frustrated when people do not undertand and convulsing into ranting some unknown mix of english and indian.
God dammit the only reason im failing Chemistry is because our teacher is the biggest Huma ever.
by His Majesty December 7, 2005
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Vanna suffered from HUMAS for many years until eventually she could no longer see at all.
by Nco November 19, 2003
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Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?
by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010
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Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

-The condition of caring for oneself more than others.

c.r. 1986 PNco
Mariah Carey was hospitalized for HUMA Syndrome in 2002, recovered slightly, but albulm sales have never been the same.
by Nco November 16, 2003
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