Relative Humidity 

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.

Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!

Relative Humidity by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

Humidity 

The devil's ball sweat

It's as hot as hell and as humid as the satan's balls. This humidity is dripping right off the devil's balls.

Humidity by strgzr2893 April 10, 2019

Lethal Humidity 

when a billionaire hasn't gone outside for a few years - 35 degree weather and high humidity becomes lethal in their mind and they need to spend hundreds of millions of other people's money to avoid having their organs boiled

see that 125 pager on lethal humidity - I'm not sure he has gone outside since 2017

Lethal Humidity by AndyFastow August 31, 2023

humility

Will ur wrong

Timeout, he doesn't know what humility is

humility by truerthanu March 27, 2015

Humility

Knowing when you are wrong

I should not have slept with that old bag Camilla..........it was quite WRONG!

Humility by Elizabeth Regina (mum) July 16, 2003

A Knights Humility 

What a mid-evil-times knight experiences after being bested in battle. Something knights seek as a way of finding someone worthy enough for them to serve. A knight without humility is a knight without a banner to ride under. What king Arthur teaches Lancelot in Excalibur. The General breaking, humbling, or humiliation of a being, after which they realize they are not invincible and learn their place in the world and respect for others who can, and will, stand them on their head. Similar to what the TV show Bully Beatdown tries to teach the undisciplined. An experence better learned sooner in life while stakes are low, rather than adulthood, when other people will not meet Insolence with patience.

"I am Lancelot of the lake. I have yet to find as king worthy of my sword" "That is a wild boast, you lack a knights humility" "Not a boast, but a curse, for I have never met my match in joust or duel" -Excalibur 1981

A Knights Humility by FUBARinfidel October 30, 2013

Relative humidity 

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

Relative humidity by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019