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Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.
Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!
by ElGobo January 19, 2019
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Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.
by glassjawx November 12, 2010
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hubriety

excessive pride regarding one's sobriety, especially as manifested around one's intoxicated peers
John refrains from drinking beer and smoking marijuana with great hubriety, making no secret of his contempt for those who partake.
by obiedictionary October 21, 2010
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Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.
Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.
by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018
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British humor

dont ask... very complicated, can take years and years to learn but the British do it naturally.
"I dont understand, must be British humor"
by Who Ate All The Pies July 17, 2006
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random humor

A mistake we as humans made when we first used the internet for memes and comedy.
Example: Person 1:"HAHA CHEESE XDXD!! I'M A UNICORNS!!"

Person 2: Random humor is dead.
by Megacuck March 6, 2017
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post humorous

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
by Nondey June 23, 2009
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