Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.

example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...

by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005

Humble

to be kind and honest, showing equality to others

B1zzle is the most humble being on the planet.

by Lizzzzzle June 11, 2014

humblebrag

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.

Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag

by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011

hubble butt

NASSA's greatest feature, sought after by all astro-fist-isists. Even when Hubble's doors are closed, it really is opened and ready to be fondled and smacked around. Deep space takes on a new meaning with zero gravity cumshots and unified queef theory.

Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Turn around, stick it out
Show the world you got it

by Eeyun Madducks January 23, 2016

hubberdubber

A person who is a really annnoying midget. He is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. BIG people tend to pick on the hubberdubber because of his vertically challenged problems.

Hey hubberdubber what the fuck are you doing, do you really think that you can reach that?

Matt: Hey Chris what's up?

Chris: Shut the fuck up hubberdubber!

by Chris Lewjohnson March 12, 2008

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

Hublot

A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega

James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok

by Astudent6942084 October 5, 2021