Housewife
A word that was considered obsolete. It now means the member of a relationship who takes care of the house.
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Hoochie Housewife
When you have a wife that has one foot in the relationship and one foot out of the relationship. (Wifeish)
Hoochie Housewife by Tythehealthyguy December 8, 2018
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housewife weight
The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.
Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.
Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.
housewife weight by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006
Canadian Housewife
A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.
Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.
Landlord: Canadian Housewife.
Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.
Landlord: Canadian Housewife.
Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.
Canadian Housewife by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
Housewife Vagina
a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like nobody's buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the pussy.
most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"why do they call you housewife vagina?"
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
Housewife Vagina by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010
Housewife
What a woman becomes AFTER she realises that there are things more important in life than HERSELF. She is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don't become 'latch key' kids. A housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.
ME! Ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. All while waiting for a transplant, so don't you dare tell me i'm lazy becuase i'm a housewife
Housewife by content housewife March 29, 2009