Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.
by Glenn November 8, 2004
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A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
by Dale23 August 28, 2011
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A prototypically feminine girl. This phrase also connotates derpyness, airheadedness, ditzyness, etc.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.
the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".
The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.
the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".
The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
The group of housecats were eating lunch in the high school cafeteria while gossiping and giggling.
My new boss is a housecat.
I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
My new boss is a housecat.
I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
by bunnykilla June 10, 2018
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Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?
Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.
Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.
by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015
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by Mizz! March 30, 2009
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Damn u a hoeboat, u never have no gas money! Or. I jus got hoeboated by my girl, now I'm broke as fuck!
by Satchel Paige June 23, 2015
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