thai hot pot

dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish

Josh and Sarah had a great honeymoon, until she gave him a Thai hot pot.

by ktchaos April 16, 2014

Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.

"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed

by You_Have_No_Idea June 15, 2015

Hotapotamus

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.

I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.

by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

The Flying Hot Pot

Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.

After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.

by Karlston K May 17, 2009

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010