hot pocket side dish 

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn

"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."

hot pocket side dish by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

East Texas Hot Pocket by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019

Hot Pocket Hangover 

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

Hot Pocket Hangover by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

i dropped my hot pocket 

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

i dropped my hot pocket by Just that average guy February 14, 2017

hot pocketing 

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

hot pocketing by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009

West Baltimore Hot Pocket 

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.

"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"

West Baltimore Hot Pocket by PuddingArms May 9, 2018

alabama hot pocket 

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

alabama hot pocket by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016