Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

hospo

short for hospitality...used mainly by people working in the industry

i have to get out of hospo and get a real job!

by toprock April 7, 2015

Jaden Isaiah Hossler

Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!

"Jaden Isaiah Hossler is a person."

by Yourlocalfatwhore May 20, 2020

hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.

Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"

by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009

Jaden Hossler

Jaden Hossler is a Musician, Tiktoker and all round influencer. He loves to say him and Mads Lewis are just besties but they aren’t. Also he is a simp for Mads Lewis

1.) Omg is that Jaden Hossler
2.) Yes it is! I also heard he is a simp for Mads Lewis
1.) yep that’s true

by I didn’t use my real name September 5, 2020

hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead

Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!

by romel adam February 6, 2008

Hoss Bangs

Bangs that are of a hossly nature.

J-Luc has some fucking hoss bangs.

by J Hard July 10, 2012