mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

by swallnuts October 10, 2010

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Hospital Beds

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.

'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds

by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006

southern hospitality

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.

Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.

by DWW August 7, 2003

General hospital

a soap opera set in Port Char;es New York.

Did you watch General Hosptial yesterday?

by ello mello April 24, 2005

Pulsating hospitality

Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.

Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

by Jib Slice May 19, 2010