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Horsefucker 

one who has sexual congress with horse(s); also a character in the film "Dances With Wolves." Horse Fucker was the Injun Dances visited late at night for some teepee action.
About the age of thirty Jack became a horsefucker. Jack later met Jill, who enjoyed blowing horses, so they formed a team that went from town to town performing disgusting sexual acts with nags, fillies and stallions. The two finally settled in Durango, Colorado, where they run a greasy flap jack house.
Horsefucker by Herb Slojewski December 28, 2005
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Hornyfucker 

An individual (usually a man) who, while talking to his friends; can't stop bringing up his desire to have natural and/or unnatural sex, either explicitly or through insinuation, no matter what the conversation is all about.
Ivan: Dude have you seen the drill machine anywhere?

Jatin: I'll be your drill machine baby. I'll fuck you like a drill machine.

Ivan: Ugh, dude you are such a hornyfucker.
Hornyfucker by Yagyasena August 2, 2018

Horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
Oh my gosh it’s horseface
Horseface by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.
I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.
Sarah Jessica Horseface by legibledeb September 12, 2010

horsecock 

A huge cock that not all women can handle and many won't even try.
Ikki is hiding a horsecock in those shorts.
horsecock by Yuki the Lover September 11, 2010

horsecock johnson 

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.
Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
horsecock johnson by westfalia January 13, 2010

holy horsecock 

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting
Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!
holy horsecock by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008