Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.

Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed

by Rionox January 24, 2023

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horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

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Horseback

When you’re in doggy style (standing up) with a girl who has long hair, split her hair into both hands. Then, with her arms pointing to you, grab her arms still holding her hair. Use them as reins like a horse to control her body.

Babe: What’re you gonna do to me daddy?
Guy: I’m gonna ride that ass Horseback.

by Anoymo_2179 March 6, 2020

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ninja horseback cop

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

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