hornswaggle

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

by Keef Stonewood October 30, 2007

hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

Hornswaggle

When a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, "I'm gonna fuck that guy."

Sweetie, I went to hang out with Sarah and she jumped me.

That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.

by Bootsie M. Tripper III September 20, 2014

hornswaggled

Originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. One of the most popular of the San Diego punk rock bands to come out of the Hillcrest area. Proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.

Hey Lance, I heard that Hornswaggled is playing tonite at Moby Dick's. We should go have a few Hard Ciders and Zima's at the show.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

hornswaggle

Another word for penis

My girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!

by Elijah Beeson December 14, 2008

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 August 26, 2008

Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008