Horton

Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.

Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .

by hortino4 January 24, 2008

Horton

That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.

Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.

by Gigglehead May 8, 2008

Tim Hortons

T im
H ortons
C offee

Wake and bake

Gotta get me some TCH Tim Hortons Coffee

by im1uponu February 3, 2010

Tim Hortons

A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.

Wanna go to Tim Hortons?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Hounton

the act of gettingoff topic. A lot

Iwas talking about ants then hounton started talking about my children

by natalie1523 November 3, 2011

Mr. Horton

a sleezebag teacher who thinks he is better than everyone, acts like hes a genius when really he is a retread dickweed who was churned out by one of the countries countless liberal as shit colleges that churns out goons like him at a breakneck pace.

there is no hope for fucks like him. I personally hope he gets his bad limb shoved up his ass until he screams for mercy then has his balls stapled to the floor.
Worthless shit. OMG he is a loonie

Mr. Horton the teacher of his physics class, had his face stapled with multiple condom wrappers, giving him several STD's, including AIDS. He is not a victim,
He is a LOSER, who should have been drop kicked as a baby. Damn you

by cockslap#1bitches October 7, 2014

Tim Horton's Crew

The name for the group of low-lifes, deadbeats, high school dropouts, druggies etc. that hang around Tim Horton's restaurants all day long!

AKA: T.H.C.

Person 1: "Look at those people sitting there"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"

Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"

by JoTySmith November 21, 2010