Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 04, 2023

Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023

Karen Horner

What Mercedes F1 team fanboys call Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 team principal) usually right after Mercedes keep up with their history of being the only team to get into a race and complaining the race is too fast, what not surprising can be considered the pinnacle of Karen attitude in motorsport.

Boohoo boohoo, Red Bull had a 1.82 sec pitstop, make it illegal now FIA!!! Hehe here comes the Karen Horner

by J B10 March 13, 2022

Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

by TruthSpeaker78 November 03, 2024

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 04, 2023

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 09, 2019

Hannah Horner

Ugly grandma bitch with ugly nappy hair who thinks he’s funny And talks trash because she has no friends and she’s only friends with fake people. She only dates short people and she thinks she’s so cool because she has A cups.

Omg Hannah Horner more like Hannah horny

by Ghjgfghhhh August 18, 2020