Hoatus (Ho-Ate-Us): After being in a long term relationship you go on a Hoatus and have sex with everything in sight!
by Man on Hoatus August 28, 2013
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The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.
The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.
Imbecile: I saw on hotUKdeals that Sports Direct tracksuits are 70% off, hot hot hot.
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?
Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!
Logical Human: ...
by SitDownClown April 9, 2019
Get the hotUKdeals mug.A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus
Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
by loler99 April 17, 2013
Get the Hontus mug.'Hortur' is swedish for 'Whore's Luck'. This simply means that a prostitute was bought and fucked by a attractive customer.
Whore: Who's my client for today?
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!
by The Antagonist July 29, 2006
Get the Hortur mug."So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"
by AgentYang May 15, 2013
Get the Hosturbating mug.Let's go see my buddy Steve, he's a hoptimist, and he knows just the right kind of IPA to make you feel better.
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