Hopscotch in my head

A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.

Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!

by veronicaMARS May 21, 2007

Hosnatch

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.

"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)

by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011

Hopscotch

Another word for something that is top notch.

"Call of Duty 4 is hopscotch."

"Oi! Nando's Wings are a proper hopscotch meal."

by Tizz Mizzle December 28, 2007

Mental Hopscotch

Sometimes you say you will sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting waiting hesitating hey yeah
At times I think you do at times I think you don't
My mind is roller skating, skipping, jumping rope and fading
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Why can't you be like this why can't you be like that
I don't know where I am or where or where I'm at
So now you got me up and now you got me down
You won't be walking you'll be talking
watch me now it's crazy
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do a thing till I say when
So now you get me up and now you get me down
You won't be walking you'll be doin' what you love, baby
You don't think twice about what I might say

I follow you around and play an play an play an play
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do em up till I say when
Mental hopsctch
Do me dump me rill me rock me
Mental hopscotch
Roller skating skipping fading
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Hoopscotch

Hoopscotch is a game played by internet celebrity Jimberly and is his third favorite activity, right behind eating chocolate covered bacon and feeding his hamster Winston. The term was first seen in his 9th birthday shout out on a local news show.

Jimberly turns 9 today, he enjoys eating chocolate covered bacon, feeding his hamster Winston, and playing Hoopscotch with his friends.

by TCharlie January 10, 2011

Hopscotch

AKA Hop, Hoppy.

Insane french. Sexy and cool.

The Hoppy started to go on about the hippopothamus, but I was too distracted by his one eyed baby. That sexy beast.

by Ciarin January 7, 2004

hopskotch

Adjective; implies something is cool or good

''Nando's chickarn is bare hopskotch bro''

by magic_8ball January 11, 2008