Hooper

Hooper (s.), Hoopers (pl.): Adj, Noun, Verb

Nonrespectable caucasian female who models her lifestyle and personal choices of the stereotypical common image of an African American. Often known to wear clothing and accessories advertised in popular hip-hop magazines, hoopers solo goal is to impress and seduce the African American male.

Common places to find hoopers include nightclubs and parties with predominately black attendance. Hoopers are typically easy to sleep with and often have extremely high numbers of sexual partners. Though some do not, the most distinguishing marking of these woman are the silver or gold hoop earrings that they usually wear.
Adj: "That white girl with the fat ass is a hooper for sure!"
Noun: "Hoopers always suck dick."
Verb: "That girl hoops on the daily."
by Professor Stone February 07, 2011
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molly hooper

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes
by mollyfuckinghooper January 24, 2014
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brian hooper

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..
Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "
by brian hooper June 18, 2010
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Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.
by sammy_3100 May 21, 2007
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package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt
When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.
by trapqueen6ix March 15, 2016
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Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.
"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"
by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023
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overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA
John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
by bruhhhmyballshurt July 16, 2023
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