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Hood Irony

1. On Reddit, just straight up gay porn.

2. On TikTok, hood irony is kind of funny. It is mostly consisting of the "SpongeBob in Memphis" video with walking/dancing silhouettes, sometimes not having the green screen removed for comedic purposes, and subscribe overlays all over the screen. There's also this "💈 Bro wanted Boosie Fade but got this instead 😂" image, that sometimes appear in hood irony slideshows.

3. Hood irony is also consisted of DreamyBullXXX videos, but cropped and with another context.
1. bro i watched hood irony in public, instant regret 😭

2. i love hood irony tiktoks ♥️

3. robot malfunctions and threatens to kill the president of zimbabwe (stevan) - "oh my god, stevan im bout to- oh my god, stevan im bout to comewwwwwwww...."
by saulposting March 24, 2023
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Hop on da hood

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.
Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?
by dgc0312 May 7, 2022
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hood goth

An individual who identifies with both the "goth" community and the "hood" community usually because of geographic location.

A hood goth generally lives in a developing urban neighborhood.
Who's that hot goth babe who just drove by blasting Three Six Mafia? That's Mandy. She's such a hood goth, but she'll still fuck you up.
by trichotillomanian November 15, 2012
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Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a

Hood Nigga: Knows how the hood is but doesn’t run the streets, gangbang or sell drugs. Hood niggas typically get along with the thugs and OGs but stay away from the lifestyle and rather turn to other means of getting out of the “hood” with resources such as sport, arts, getting a degree or a normal 9-5. A common misconception about hood niggas is that they’re “soft”, but keep in mind that they are still not to be messed with because although they may not seem as active or as threatening as the average Street Nigga, they’re still able to carry out Street Nigga tendencies (if need be).

Street Nigga: Runs the streets, sells drugs and/or gangbangs. They know the ins and the outs of the streets and usually have street codes and regulations that they go by. Street Niggas have no intentions or often have little chance of leaving the ghetto due to their lifestyle and (most often) their convictions. They are raised in the streets, are quicker to take a violent approach and are into illegal things. They are often mistaken for Hood Niggas because of some similar tendencies, but Street Niggas are certified in the hood and often feared and/or respected by the community.
Ayo! That’s that Hood Ni**a from down the street that be rapping and shit.

I don’t fuck with Street Ni**a ‘cos they’ll drop a bag on your head and you’ll be gone by tomorrow.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a
by GYFI May 15, 2021
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calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this
"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"
by dabodacious February 12, 2021
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Hood Cell

The trap. Also known as the the dope spot, and/or the sling spot. Where we sell the bud.
We had to drop James off at the hood cell after we left the club, thats tha bull city nigga!
by Big Fleezy August 20, 2008
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hood certified

Someone that grew up in the Hood and has faced way more Challenges than those who grew up in the suburbs. Due to those circumstance, The person that's faced many of life's challenges mostly those of Personal, Economic, Psychological challenges and has survived them are deem stronger then those who have not.
"Yeah that shit will be tough to handle. Let's get John to manage and handle that. He's built for it. He's Hood Certified"
by Hood Certified Roc July 6, 2016
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