Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

Hobleting

A rare and breathtaking atmospheric phenomenon characterized by a shimmering ring or aura around the sun, said to symbolize divine guidance, protection, or blessings.

"Look guys, there is something hobleting around the sun!"

by SnrMeerkat April 3, 2024

Gooblering

From solar opposites,
Gooblering means sweating little purple guys when in extreme distress

I'm gooblering right now

by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026