Hoobastank

The result when somebody breaks wind in another's air supply, i.e. a scoba tank

That hoobastank is choking the very breath that sustains my poor lungs

by tuesdayperson July 5, 2007

Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

Hoobastank

Meaning 'Awesome', 'Cool', 'Rockin' Though most commonly mistake it for meaning, 'To Stink'

As seen in Hot Rod

That was HOOBASTANK!

by SWEETROLLZOMG July 8, 2009

Hoobastank Roughrider

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame

OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider

by rampD January 22, 2009

Hoobastank

Another name for vagina, coochie, or pussy.

Girl, no one wants to see your hoobastank!

by Izzy4me May 6, 2006

empress hoobastank

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021