love hotel

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

by kilkrazy July 7, 2005

Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.

Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.

by Lillykins October 3, 2013

Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011

Hoe Hotel

A Place where random people come to eat, sleep, and enjoy various types of entertainment for free

Get yo ass up, this aint no Hoe Hotel

That skeezer came over my house and tired to wash her clothes, I was like " what chu think this is, a Hoe Hotel?"

by Bjhjr May 16, 2009

homeless

when one has exausted all resources and is reduced to the insane condition of toting a small travel bag, aimlessly riding buses, selling plasma, nodding-out in public libraries, standing in welfare lines, eating in soup kitchens, walking in a dream, sleeping in shelters and parks, worrying about the next fix, and knowing that going to jail is a step up on the social ladder.

Dude, maybe he's homeless because he's mental, can't care for himself, and nobody cares.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

Hotel 5150

Slang term for the nuthouse.

No doubt I will be checking in to the Hotel 5150 very shortly to spend a restful 72 hours away from it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019