Homework

A device invented by cruel adults who think that kids don't have anything to do in life so they need to be kept busy with pointless assignments that they won't remember the next day.

Teacher: These kids look bored. Hmmm... I know! I'll give them a 7 page essay and 500 pages of reading for homework due tomorrow!! This way they will have something to do after they come home from 7 hours of torture! I'm sure they'll thank me some day evil laugh

by FRUSTRATEDRN! April 22, 2017

homework

a fucked up way to waste your time

math

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

homework

Numerous uses:

1) Quality dog food.

2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS....

*ahem*

3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over

1) Come here boy, I have something for you...

2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79.

3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?

by GOODNAMESLEFT000000 November 17, 2009

homework

The reason I can't do what I want most of the damn time.

Homework: The reason school sucks, bar none.

by Adrian May 30, 2006

Homework

Things teachers give so that you dont have any time on the computer, with friends, and playing. Usualy come after 8 hours of sitting and working.

I came to sit and do my homework

by KnowitallS December 14, 2004

homework

Something you can do for good grades, if they're that important to you. Only reason to do it is because school wants you to suffer in life if you choose to do things differently, by giving you bad grades for people to judge everything about you by. Another way for them to make sure every child who comes out of there shit ass schools is yet another robot, product of the american dream.

The school system needs to be changed, don't ask me how, it does.

Mrs. Robert's homework can eat my ass, in fact so can she.

by Regular John August 17, 2004

homework

Cruel and unusual punishment created simply to make students unhappy, and to distract them from thinking about the opposite sex, the internet, their friends, the mall, the TV, or any other possible forms of entertainment. It's work, reviewing tedius classes that you sat through or talked through, or slept through in school. Usually homework takes many hours, unless you have "very little homework", which is also related to heavenly.

"Guh, I have so much damned homework tonight, I don't think that I can go over April's house. Doesn't that suck?"

by Brian-Sue January 22, 2004