Homestic 

A combination of 'homosexual' and 'domestic dispute', this word is meant to convey an either public or private fight between two sisters of Dorothy. It typically involves popular psychology psychobabble, culminating variously in making up and affectionate platitudes or a cat fight. Both are equally as satisfying.

Movie Name: Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Quote:

Brandon: I cant keep my hands off him, Im so sorry.
Bobby Long: You've had one too many cosmos.
Brandon: You know although he does most of the eating in the sack if you know what I mean. In the sack and of the sack.

This an homestic.

Homestic by PV Pool Rat January 5, 2010

homestead act 

An act passed by the American government to encourage migration westward. It was kind of a scam because the Great Plains were not very good for farming so the farmers resorted to dry farming. Although they dry farmed by day, they wet farmed at night, needing many children to help work on the fields.

C'mon, babe, let's Homestead Act the entire night away.

homestead act by superusa123 January 31, 2014

Homestead 

1) A group of tight-knit queer meme-loving aesthetic-crazed friends who tell lots of puns and are basically a cult. All closely maintain tumblrs full of cats memes and aesthetics. There's one straight girl in the group who dates fruit-boys or something. You probably won't understand a word they say to each other and you'd think you're on acid if you tried reading their group convos.

2) An adjective of praise given by a member of aforementioned cult.

"Aesthetics bro wow homestead good vibes *sudden deep conversation about the human condition* dude if you were a fruit you'd be a fine–apple swag frickin 2k15 bruh"

"Now this here is some nice homestead"

Homestead by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

Holstein 

A fucking good looking girl with a slim nice body and a great personality. If you go out with a girl who has the last name 'Holstein' you are surely going to have quite a ride because this girl is unlike none other. She is the best thing on this earth and the rarest as well.

GREAT SEX.

Guy 1: Hey man, i found out my girlfriends old last name was "Holstein"

Guy 2: Damn nigger thats some lucky shit right there.

Holstein by wolky23 February 5, 2012

Homestick 

friend, esp. among pool players.

It's your shot homestick .

Homestick by Vladthelad September 2, 2016

homesteading 

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.

That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.

homesteading by Tiefinder November 29, 2015

Homestead 

One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.

"Yo dog! You my homestead!"

"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."

"I love you too, man."

Passersby: "faggots."

Homestead by Datsunsrock September 11, 2010