homesteading

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.
That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.
by Tiefinder October 10, 2015
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Kanoder

A toilet after a long night of partying....sexual act involving similar to a plumber's helper.
"I haven't had a good Kanoder since I got married 15 years ago."
by Tiefinder February 24, 2018
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