horflesnorf

to puke or to throw up

man i drank so much last night, today im gonna horflesnorf

by dizznave December 12, 2008

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuffs are known for being kind, loyal and loving. That is true. They are the kindest friends ever. Always caring for you, and are there when you need help.

They are sometimes known as weak. That is where you are wrong. If you ever, I mean EVER make them mad, you will regret it for probably the rest of your life. They may look sweet and innocent on the inside, but they are the exact opposite if you make them mad.

So watch out.

Person 1,"Hufflepuffs are weak!"
Fellow Hufflepuff, "WHAT did you just say?! Just try, to say it again, and see if you live..."

by The Crazy Hufflepuff Addict September 5, 2020

Helga Hufflepuff

Warning; Excessive ammounts of fandom are required to comprehend this.

Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.

Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.

SPOILER ALERT-

Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.

Students from Helga Hufflepuff's house kick ass.

by mary-mary June 9, 2009

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

I FIND this to be quite troubling.

Hey, Harry. I FOUND something.

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by HelpFromAChild March 19, 2010

Hufflepuff

One of the four Hogwarts houses, noted for loyalty, hard work, modesty, and a mix of other traits from the other houses. Colours for Hufflepuff are black and yellow and their animal is a honey badger. Hufflepuff is considered an undesirable house and loses the house cup rather often. The founder of Hufflepuff is Helga Hufflepuff, a witch who would accept all into her house. The common room is located by the school kitchens and is the only house to have a common room defenseman mechanism. The current known head of house is Pomona Sprout and the Hufflepuff ghost is the Fat Friar. Hufflepuff has produced the fewest dark wizards and many of its students fought during the Second Wizarding War.

Cedric Diggory was a notable Hufflepuff who was killed at the hands of Peter Pettigrew on command of Lord Voldemort.

by Naida Aura Mirren May 20, 2016

Manny Heffley

the worst person ever

meme-
Person 1: Yo that fucker Manny Heffley says "im only 3".
person 2: what a Twat.

by cheerful ox January 5, 2022

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020