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Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.
Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !
by Archieluxury April 26, 2021
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hobooker

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.
Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!
by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011
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HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.
Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?
by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011
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Hobomo

"Oh my god did you see that hobomo?"
"Ye he's such a gay tramp!"
by AntONiOSpAiN October 9, 2008
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hobobodalingdingding

When a hobo rings your doorbell and leaves a piece of shit on your porch and runs away
God Dammnit Barbara, another hobobodalingdingding just happened again. "Fucking Hobos"
by Wharslly October 5, 2007
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hobopower

As the previous definition mentions, it is a measurement of stench created by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew a few years ago on Loveline.

The scale ranges from 1-100. As as benchmark, 50 hobopower is strong enough to make a person vomit. 100 hobopower is only a theoretical concept is not actually attainable (just like absolute zero temperature).
Cousin Sal cut a savage fart and everyone in the van threw up, it was probably a good 55-60 hobopower.
by Loveline Fan December 12, 2007
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Hobomo

gay hobo...pretty straight foward, eh?
I was chillin with charlie, and this hobomo tried to grab my ass, very unsettling.
by l2enton July 21, 2008
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