Hobogoblin

Someone so ugly, you are afraid to be near them or look at them

"Bro, that new girl that just came to our school, yeah, she moved next door to me too. I can't believe I'll have to see that Hobogoblin everyday now."

by Ti-nspire February 9, 2018

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 September 13, 2010

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009

hobnoblin

Someone who is extremely competent at networking in a casual or professional setting.

Yeah, she's a real hobnoblin.

by Oxford Commanist December 12, 2010

Hobgoblin

A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.

Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.

by LongCock Von HugenDong December 28, 2008