Hmph

Word/Sound made by the mythical Jade Jupiter.

Hi, how was your day?
-Hmph
Okay then.

by Hail Payman December 8, 2019

HMPH

HMPH is an acronym, not to be confused with the sound that’s usually spelled with same letters. HMPH stands for “Hit Me Pretty Hard”, which could be used as an expression of dying out of laughter, hurting because of heartbreak, Being literally hit pretty hard physically in the gut, or to describe any feelings that are strong enough to make an impact.

Example 1:

A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl

Example 2:

C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH

by DejaBu August 2, 2020

hmph

ali n jessies word :)

hmph, i dnt no wat ur meant 2 write here

by ali August 18, 2004

hmphla

a word only the vice mayor is allowed to use.
the word is used after she has proven a point. or when sumone says sumthing stupid and she doesnt want to hurt their feelings so she keeps her mouth closed.or to fil awkward silences.

Random loser:"I'm thinking about moving to Timbuktu"
Lisa *thinks its a bad idea* "Hmphla."

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

Hempthrodie

A organism which has both male and female parts

Some animals are Hempthrodies

by Lost_soul.wav June 11, 2019

hmph

How many phones have. Used when somebody sends you a wrong message or email.
example on sms when some sends a wrong message.

Emma: Sorry, I sent the wrong message
me: hmph you do this all the time

by unicornkitty6789 February 4, 2020

Humpth

Past tense aggressive humping

Back in my day I used to humpth your dad.

by Hefty humpther January 17, 2023