hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

Hipporat

A hybrid fusion of a Hippo and a Rat, typically used as a mediocre insult.

1. Pfft! you wanna borrow my pencil? Not in a million years ya Hipporat!

2. Look in that bush, it's a hipporat!

by SpringyTheItalianYT October 10, 2018

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrat

One who subscribes to the political philosophy of hippocracy, or rule by horses. Usually also an actual horse. (See: Gulliver's Travels)

"Hey?!" Hay is for hippocrats.

by Looseleaf March 4, 2010

Hippycrite

Being a hippy and a hipocrite: shunning the non-believers.

"Hey, did you see that kid?"
"Yeah, he's such a hippycrite"

by Jesuswasanonbeliever November 22, 2011

hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

hipocrite

A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.

Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.

by markwonder May 7, 2010