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The second poxiest kind of "music" on the planet, rap being the number one all-time shitest. I won't even go into why; just listen to some and feel your IQ decrease and your brains slop out from your ears. You may want to wear a cap sideways after the experience and that also makes you like a nob.

Pure talentless drivel. If someone said I should listen to some I'd rather, and I quote, "stick my wedding tackle in a lions mouth while whipping it's love spuds with a wet towel".
Guy 1: What's that sound?
Guy 2: Hip hop
Guy 1: Shit innit?
Guy 2: Yes
hip hop by flatster October 9, 2006
A genre of "music" which exists due to its popularity with unintelligent people due to its status and not due to actual musical merit, of which it is usually totally devoid.
"Oi this new 50 cent tune is bare weighty innit"
"Um, no - 50 cent is big phony with zero musical talent and most, if not all, hip hop is unlistenable rubbish"
"Oi shut your chat or I will tax your phone mate. Whoops I got to go back to my council flat to eat my dinner of chips and ketchup"
hip hop by victor stone January 8, 2006
A shitty-ass excuse for a music genre. Period.
Did you hear about that awesome new Hip Hop group?

Ew no, hip-hop is lame. Hard rock is way better, why don't u come with me to a Green Day concert and listen to some real music instead, buddy?

Okay! You're right, that does seem a lot better than this lame garbage.
Hip Hop by Asshole345213 November 29, 2010
a whole new culture that was invented by the youth that had migrating from other areas. black, asian, and latin american teens had made their own culture consisting of the four elements. graffiti art, breaking, MCing and DJing.

the expression "hip hop" was like a way to describe their "hip hop" from their old culture trying to fit into a new one..

i hope this helps.
latian americans, black americans, asian americans planted the hip hop seed
hip hop by yoooooooooooooou March 17, 2008
A "culture" which consists in losers who like to speak like retards about how much they rule because they're "chillin ghetto pimps".
Hip Hop Dude: "Yo, bitch ! I'm a fuckin' pimp. No style, no life* !"

*Considering the only valid "style" is theirs because they are so damn cool.
hip hop by Fsbof90 October 22, 2006
Something poor black youth made up to try make there criminal lifestyle seem cool.
Nigga 1 "Sup dawg, lets go sling some rocks"
Nigga 2 "Then rob up the liquor store"
Nigga 3 "Then make up a hip hop about to make it seem cool"
hip hop by hip hop doesnt exist January 25, 2014