Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heyladie

A greek petofile.

Have you seen the guy who stalks little girls at the park? He's such a heyladies.

by UncleTerry October 5, 2020

Heyang

big asian

look, it’s a heyang, gross

by SoyMilk181 May 24, 2022

heya

Shorthand of "Hey you."

Heya, howya doin?

by MoonKnight December 1, 2002

hayward field

TRACK CAPITOL USA. The greatest times in the US are run on this track, including jim ryans high school record that was broken by Allen Web (who also ran on his time on this track). Also Steve Prefontaine who held ever american record from the 2000m-10000m.

"I'd like to give Lasse Viren a 5,000 meter tour of hayward field" Steve Prefontaine

by EastRoch XC December 3, 2004

Gordon Hayward

A basketball playing stud from Brownsburg, Indiana. Around 6'9", 207 pounds, undeniable baby face. From one to ten, he's a certified "20." Shows off his clutch skills and slick moves similar to that of Gordon during the 2010 National Championship for the Butler Bulldogs or during his rookie season for the Utah Jazz. Can also describe a sickeningly close half court shot at a high pressure moment...

Dude, you pulled a Gordon Hayward on that shot!

by dawgs4life July 13, 2011

Tony Hayward

In 2010, Tony Hayward is the C.E.O. of BP. While presiding over the worst environmental disaster in American history, the bp oil spill, this money grubbing scum showed not only his incompetence but his total lack of conscience. The Deep Horizon oil rig blew up and killed 11 people working there and then the millions of gallons of oil set out to ruin the Gulf Coast and the lives of thousands of Americans!
Then after several weeks of "trying to find a solution," Hayward actually had the gall to say "I just want my life back!"

Tony Hayward will go down in history as the leader of the company that ruined the Gulf of Mexico and devastated the lives of thousands of Americans!

by Charles_U_Farley June 15, 2010