Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011

hesketh

-an intimate british spazzment
-a random, hip thrusting, sexual convulsion
-a beautiful orgasmic face
-a crazy, enjoyable sexual position that only the elite know of

"I'd so enjoy engaging in the heskseth right now."
"Hesketh makes me feel all raunchy."
"I could so use a Hesketh stimulation at the moment."
"If you want something crazy and European, you gotta try the Hesketh!"

by djibuti mama April 18, 2007

Haskell

A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.

Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.

by Haskellanian. May 23, 2008

Heikell Cycle

When a person hooks up with multiple people in one night. Usually the people are unaware that they are being 'Heikell cycled' until the next morning when they discuss the event with their fellow Eskimo family.

Jenny and Becky, you guys hooked up with Ronnie too? We've been Heikell cycled!

by Strawberry420 February 14, 2017

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

by Ulphy September 22, 2008