Herdsman

Someone who goes after chubbier girls because they are often easier to have sex with.

Often after saying 'herdsman' you can often hear people going 'HYAH! 'hyah!" which is the sound a herdsman makes while herding.

(From Season 2 Episode 10 of The League)

Dude that guy used to go for all the fat chicks. What a herdsman! HYAH!

by Lesgomez November 22, 2010

herpsnitch

a snitch who either has herpes or you wish had herpes.

Voldemort thinks Harry Potter has the herpsnitch.

Harry Potter tested positive for the herpsnitch.

by BE Married <3 November 21, 2010

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

by BigE77 March 14, 2011

hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

by Darrin May December 26, 2017

heresay

amber heards lawyers fav word apparently

amber heards lawyer: OBJECTION, heresay
normal person seeing it: wtf is this shit

by iheartxiangiing April 25, 2022

gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008