hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012

hermes link

When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face

Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .

by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017

Dirty Hermes

This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.

"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"

by OMG its Billy October 17, 2006

hermeshableh

like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, is a word to say when you have nothing to say!

Well then...uh.........hermeshableh!!!

by a guy with no life August 10, 2008

Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.

That kid is such a Hermes Fung.

by Tyler Okkay December 7, 2011

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

Hermes

A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"

Look at that guy, he's being a hermes

by #MamamanSwag October 2, 2017