Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

by Guffmeister November 28, 2011

Hench As Fuck

a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.

"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."

by tinkabizzle October 27, 2007

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 25, 2011

Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

by fiftybore March 7, 2011

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 1, 2014

Hench

A VERB referring to the act of a Henchman/ Henchperson doing the bidding of, submitting to, and/or endeavoring to be under the employ of an Archvillain. Simple blatant examples of this can be seen throughout popular Media , most notably in James Bond films, Animation, and Superhero films, books,, and Comics. Modern derivative meanings include the currently trending use of the word as an ADJECTIVE within the realm of Fitness/Bodybuilding to connote an individual who is excessively built, harkening back to the archetype of imposing, well-built, menacing individuals that have traditionally functioned as Henchpeople in Media.

Each of the three characters in the D.C. Universe that have worked under the moniker " Robin" committed themselves to hench for Batman.

Johnny had to consider whether he wanted to hench for the Mutilator, who would provide less benefits but instantly promote him to being a Sidekick, or to hench for King Spork, which comes with excellent benefits but places him as one among hundreds of Henchmen.

by Havran Corvus March 2, 2021

henche

Henche can mean like above normal height for your age or whatever.

Corr mate your well henche.

by Jamie Fellows December 10, 2008