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WIFI HEMMORID

Spouse or significant other that is wireless even at a difference can be a real pain in the ass.
Spouse at work burning up cell texting and calling being a WIFI Hemmorid
by buttchomper September 23, 2011
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Hemroids

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.
by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006
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rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.
That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!
by Sexy little girl July 11, 2015
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hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass
mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM
by soupsters October 13, 2019
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hermaroids

The feeling you get in your arsehole when you have to deal with a TEAMs training module.
Ah fuck I was just assigned a SEPT course on TEAMs. I have Hermaroids
by Mariska Afrikaans July 2, 2023
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