Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny 

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111 

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE

HELP I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111 by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

Help Me Spock 

An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.

Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.

The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.

Help Me Spock!

Help Me Spock by geekmalone October 17, 2022

help me, Rhonda 

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.

"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"

"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."

help me, Rhonda by thedork May 27, 2006

Help me to help you 

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.

Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!

Help me to help you by QuacksO February 10, 2017

help me out 

A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.

Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out?
Jim: Sure Bob, same as always?

help me out by bt burnem November 16, 2013

Help Me Mr Wizard 

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

Help Me Mr Wizard by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006