Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.

- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.

by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011

Hefner

An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people

Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters

by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018

hefley

a slutty hefer

a pregnant cow that is a slut is a hefley

by coco the loco September 9, 2009

heney

gets no bitches

heney gets no bitches

by owen.heney April 26, 2021

Hugh Hefner

Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.

Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.

by Bob Morton December 4, 2003

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 22, 2016

heaneyed

Getting comically drunk in a remarkably efficient manner.

"Is Keri coming with us?"
"No she's still in bed... she got totally heaneyed last night!"

"Man I haven't been that heaneyed since uni"

by hodorehmi October 29, 2018